Tuesday, August 06, 2013

The gore


First of all – THANKS! – I asked for some help and got loads of offers – you guys make life so much more bearable.

Things moved rapidly again this week – and it’s only Tuesday. I spent ages on the phone to the hospitals yesterday to find out what the schedule was for the next few weeks – here goes:

6th August – I thought I was just going for a dental assessment, but in addition I met with the surgeon doing the operation. Teeth first – so now’s the time to ‘fess up that I’ve had dentures for several years, and just this year had a new set made up as I had two more teeth removed. So it was no real surprise to hear that all of my remaining teeth will need to come out. What was a surprise was that the two wisdom teeth have to go too – and one of them has a cyst on the root – and that is affecting a nerve – which when removed will cause a loss of sensation in my lower lip and part of my chin. And the next bit is very hard to swallow – I can’t have the dentures remodelled for 6 months at least ‘cos the mouth and jaw will continue to change shape throughout and after the radiotherapy and chemotherapy. Do you mind if I swear now? ‘struth!

7th August – a trip to Luton for a pre-operation assessment – and we’ll make it a double header by nipping down to Mount Vernon cancer hospital to get a feel for the journey.

8th August – I’m going to visit work – probably for the last time this year. Afterwards Row and I are joining some of my department for a ten-pin bowling session up in St. Neots.

9th August – My last meal for a while at 7am then to Luton and Dunstable University Hospital at 11am. The surgeon will (hopefully after I’m anaesthetised) take out my teeth – and now the gore – he then cuts from behind my right ear down the side of my neck and round to the base of my chin – and perhaps a bit more down towards my throat – then the fun begins: First he removes the major muscle (sternocleidomastoid) connected to my right shoulder – this will prevent me putting away food onto the top shelf of the larder – it will also hamper my backswing, but should prevent the yips. Next he dredges the material between my skin and my arteries which is where the lymph nodes hang out. There are at least 30 nodes – but the surgeon says his current record is to find 86 of them. Apparently all 5 levels of nodes are to be removed. There’s more, that I didn’t know about before today – the cancer may have leached out of the lymph nodes into surrounding areas – in which case he’ll remove, I can hardly bear to write this – he’ll remove the jugular vein – luckily I’ve got another on the left side. And there is also a chance that he’ll remove either deliberately or by accident, the accessory nerve which is connected both to the muscle being removed and the trapezius muscle. There’s another nerve that might cop if – one that gives sensation to the ear lobe – so if anyone wants to buy me a 40ct diamond earring it won’t be money wasted.

10th August – pain, pain, pain. Well probably morphine, morphine, morphine. The surgeon assures me it will be nothing like as bad as my tonsils out. Oh, he said, I forgot, you’re having a cyst and wisdom teeth out too – that hurts.

11th August – Sunday – a day of rest – I’m really sorry to be missing the Silverado tournament at Crondon Park.

12th August – I’m double-booked – I have an appointment for an operation at Lister Hospital called a PEG – which is a tube put through my belly into my stomach so that when things get worse, I’ll be able to feed through it. We’re trying to get this rebooked to happen preferably at the same time as the main op, but otherwise while I’m still in Hospital.

13th-16th – still in hospital – although hopefully I can come home on the Friday.

17th – start of footie season – Come on you Reds!

18th – Row’s birthday and hopefully we can have our punting trip on the Cam.

After that – well in another 3 weeks I should be fit to start the Radiotherapy journey – which will see some horrid side effects – of which I’ll write more later.

Chin up!
Frank






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